Ted Cruz
His face looks really sad about being his face.
His face looks like it's trying to melt off of his skull in an effort to escape.
He looks like someone cast in a character role of a man who should not be trusted. Like the unapologetic racist judge or the charlatan faith healer.
Ted Cruz's face looks like it can't believe all the stupid things his brain makes it say.
His face looks like a flesh mask worn over an even uglier face.
His face looks like it would feel slick and damp to the touch. Like you could squeeze parts of it or flatten parts and it would stay that way, then slowly expand back to its typical shape over several minutes.
Ted Cruz's face looks like a wax figure made by a novice wax figure maker, based off of an earlier wax figure that had been left in an unrefridgerated truck on a hot day.
Ted Cruz looks like someone a completely docile and friendly dog would bite out of the blue for mysterious reasons.
Ted Cruz looks like a caricature artist drew him to make fun of Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz's face looks like it lost a ton of weight and can't fit into its old pants anymore. And touches kids.
His face looks like he's having a stroke that is itself suffering from some kind of palsy.