{Text}: How long are you planning on occupying the toilet? Are you really that constipated that the shit won't come out?
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Wow someone’s urged to masturbate, apparently. Oh and wrong number, dude.
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{Text}: How long are you planning on occupying the toilet? Are you really that constipated that the shit won't come out?
[/le wtf]
Wow someone’s urged to masturbate, apparently. Oh and wrong number, dude.
sent.
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Pushing a strand of hair behind her ear, the ginger offered the group a gentle smile. "Hello, my name is Petra Ral. I'm a member of the special operations squad in the scouting legion. Is there anything I can do to help you all?"
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Zoe had always been rather clever, always farther than most people her age, had started to read complex books in the age of six, and from there it just had continued like that. Since both her parents had been scientists and doctors she had always easy access to books and so had skipped a few classes in school from the beginning on. Their death a few years ago, shortly before she had changed the military had stopped her love for learning and research just slightly. The young woman was certain her parent's love for the mysteries in the world had killed them. After all they both had been killed by titans that they had been supposed to examine.
Still when the commander approached the young recruit, asking her to teach Levi that had joined their ranks she had said yes. Zoe trusted in Irvin's decisions, and when he believed that she could teach the young Levi how to write and read, she would do so.
And that lead to them being in her office, him sitting on a chair beside her desk while she sat half on the table. "You don't seem too excited.." she said with a small chuckle. Well he never seemed to be excited...
[/Casually ditches the empty plate on the table when Lisanna isn't home. There is however a note on the empty plate which says] The cookies didn't taste half that bad. Ps: You're still not allowed to enter my office.
When returning back to her home, her gaze immediately fell upon a certain platter which she left in captain Rivaille’s office, and when noticing it was empty aside for a note, she couldn’t help the giggle that came next.
"Aren’t half bad, eh?"
"I knew he’d like them~."
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"I'm getting a lot of visitors lately," Eren commented as he watched his newest visitor enter his cellroom. "What do you want?"
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