#thenk

[smileymaste]

i spent 20 minutes phreaking out to my friend abt phan before she said "What is Phan?"

[malcolmschmitz]

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[heavenly96]

Ezra Bridger as a merman.

And his new snail friends.

[doodles-with-noodles]

Hey… yea thank u for 101 Followers! Thank y’all for enduring me haha >:)

[art-of-mathematics]

Can I just say that I really love you, fellow tumblr habitants?

It is through you, and the overall STEM community here that I found the thing which I "burn for", and it also made me realize that I am human, that there are fellow "extraterrestrial earthlings" out there. (nice oxymoron btw)

[askjonesysinclair]

Aww your such a good girl.

Here have some beef jerky (don't tell Vincent)

*head pats*

-sulky

thenk u.,,, mama say jerky ok. long as it jus hav salt n peppa

[sunsetpan0rama]

hkjshdfkjsd hewwos <3 uhm~

how about~

3 and 16? for the ask game~

<3

KHDSFH HIII!!

Last thing that made you laugh

a joke this girl in my mun informal meeting cracked

Favourite article of clothing?

ummm my soft velvety dusty rose color pajamas im wearin rn

[datleggy]

when i was 18 i decided to interview for a job as a dominatrix in NY and the manager, god bless her heart, was like omg no ur so young, the age requirement is 21 hon, but the creepy money hungry owner of the place happened to be around that day and he saw me and was like “eh, we can make an exception, show me ur ID just to make sure ur actually legal” and i did, and he was like ok it should be fine, just don’t drink any alcohol with clients and we’re good. and ANYWAY fast forward a couple of years and i went from dominatrix to being hired as one of the managers and during the interview for that the owner looks at me and says: “so be honest, when i hired u, that ID, it was a fake right? u weren’t 18 yet? are u 18 yet?” i still don’t know how i survived my late teen years/early 20′s and the only good man in that place was the one who took a single look at my 18 year old ass in a school girl skirt and said “oh my god u could be my daughter, im sorry, im sure ur lovely, but pls send someone older.”