Apr 30
I NEED
THEOBILLY FICS
PLS
seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Japan
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
I NEED
THEOBILLY FICS
PLS
I desperately need Shoebilly to come back and do his weird toxic gay killing ritual with Theo. Aurafarming yes but it would genuinely be good to get more Theo lore
!!
I know what you are…☺️
So I decided to give you theobilly fic a short oneshot!
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As Theo ran he noticed how his tnt carts were running out.
He needed to get out of Billy’s sight and restock.
But this DAMN FUCKASS BIRD kept following him!?!
“Oh~ Theo!” Billy called out in a singsong voice from above him.
“FUCK OFF BILLY!”
Billy didn’t respond and dived forward, almost slamming his mace into theo’s bone, luckily Theo dodged just in time.
Billy grunted due to the heavy mace.
Theo saw the opportunity and went for it.
He quickly rammed forward into shoebilly and caused the taller to yelped.
“FUCK!” Billy cried out as he felt like puking.
Now Theo was on top of him. Just staring.
“Theo…”
“Billy…”
“…”
The two had a staring contest but was short lived once Theo opened his mouth to say something.
“Why..”
Why…
A wonderful question that Billy asks himself EVERYDAY!!
“Why, what.”
“Why are you fighting in his war?? I don’t get it..” He asked
The two stayed quiet.
Billy didn’t know how to answer that…
Not anymore…
Saps was growing greedier and greedier by each day.
More players have been getting killed.
More wars happening.
He just doesn’t know anymore.
“I…don’t-“ Theo blinked at him”know…anymore.”
“Then, why not join us?” He asked
“…”
I’m not finishing this, you can continue it if you want Idrc.
THIS IS SO PEAK WHAT?? theobilly🥹