#theophobias

[vomitcrisis]

why are so many people just like "VORE ME ALICE" he's so................... ugly. Uglie old man

this is true. he ugly

[emeraldradiation]

for the tag ask game thing: it comes up with #tiffany queues and #insp!!!

I LOVE THIS

[alltimewoe]

Nah I'm good. I think I'll keep practicing for my ensemble that I'm doing and completely ignore how hot Brad Pitt is. Because I would tap that. But this is more important. But lame jokes can be rather hilarious if done correctly.

Woah. You would honestly tap Brad Pitt? I prefer Zooey Deschanel. 

hmmm I've got a lame joke for you. 

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

'COS THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS AIR?!?!

[alltimewoe]

Haha. Hi I love your blog and I totally agree with you about the whole 69 thing. Being immature is fun! I'm not watching it. Should I?

THANKS. Being immature IS fun.

Well, the people I like aren't winning, the jokes they make are lame, it's pretty obvious that they're reading from a teleprompter, and the thank you speeches are long and boring. Yeah. You should watch it.

[yeliw]

Haha yeah you did! Who's your favorite character?

MAXXIE AND CASSIE OMG I WANT TO MARRY THEM IN SPACE

[yeliw]

The fact that you like first generation UK Skins makes you pretty awesome.

i don't like UK first generation skins

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i love UK first generation skins.

i got you then