#thepanicalarm

[phandombirthdays]

Today, 29 December, is a good time to celebrate @a-wild-bored-flutterby, @creepychickennugget, @kohfee, @metaphoricalpsychopaths, @mochidog, @pizzicatopaws and @thepanicalarm’s birthday!!

[waterdnp]

brook my dash is dead i’m dead over 100 people have unfollowed me in the past month bc i’m dead pls rec me active blogs ur good at this stuff

aw no i’m sorry!! firstly go follow dani um,,, also i don’t feel like looking through all my followers so i’ll just use my mind, my notifs, and my dash to rec you some of my favorite blogs ((mostly mutuals but a few i just love)) that are currently v active with Quality Content™ 

@theirforeverhome @melodanmatic @instarbuckswithdan @philester @cherryscentedlube @lightphilly @rwdaf @corgisocks @ribenaflip @phils-quotation-marks @itsmydanpheelings @phantrashhowlter @quiffedphil @wispyphil @waveydnp @mylivingphantasy @cosmos-dan @unorthodoxsavvy @octoberninteenth @othersentencesbyphil @thisguydan @perhaps-trees-and-tea @pseudophan @demonphannie @fireworksphil @pajama-phil@golddustphan @marigoldan @howphanended @huphilpuffs @floppy-ding-dong @pigeondaniel @pigeonhowell @botanistlester @boncasphan @blooperphan @breakfastbants @moonchair @dansucc @dnpsuck @deathclassic @quarks-n-stuff @moonbeamphan @dpnielhowell @dqnielhowell @leg-dabs @legdabs @theyremarried @phrecklesandconstellations @manilovedan @astroidphil @infinitylester @daniellester-goodsuggestion @fireicelapis @philsextendedbday @lilacskylester @daytonwentupinflames @dansleftthigh @thoughtfullightcollectionii @angeryphil 

there’s definitely plenty more, and these are just the phan blogs i can think of off the top of my head/from my dash/from my notifs, but they’re incredible!! 

[scifiphan]

“weird hairless little human” I’M-

can you tell i’m great with kids

[jilliancares]

ahh jillian i just saw ur post on insta i’m so proud of you !!!!

ahhh thank you so much dude!!! :’))) <333

[phansterdam]

when’s the last time u picked ur nose

i think it was yesterday or smth??? yk when you get those rly annoying boogers that make it impossible to breathe properly and u end up having to pick it bc yeah that happened

ask me awkward questions! if i can’t publish it, you win

[waterdnp]

yeah it’s told in first person in the book

note to self: don’t read that book when there’s no time to stop looking like you’re crying before your family gets home 

[waterdnp]

no i’ve sent anons, good luck finding them >:)

oh n o it’s a scavenger hunt

[waterdnp]

let’s talk about his 3 divorces and how he cheated on rachel :) and how he didn’t tell her and went out of his way to make sure she wouldn’t find out :)

okay you make a good point,,, to be fair though i watched the show when i was like 10 and had no clue what adults were and what the hell a Sex was