"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
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"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
How high above sea level are you right now?
0-250 feet
251-500 feet
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(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile
What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?
tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.
Yeah basically
Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.
Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.
So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.
Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.
It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually
What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone
Who goes there
yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled
i’d love to hear more of your heartstopper forever / olivia rodrigo combo thoughts if you’re happy to expand !! they’ve been so intertwined to me even before the trailer used stupid song. i’ve been having my own mental breakdown fuelled by the two of them slowly haunting me
i'll be honest i hadn't sat down and thought about how nick and charlie might tie into all the songs (i haven't had heartstopper on the mind for a while) but the more i think about it the more it Just Makes Sense. olivia' nick and charlie are veryyyyy codependent and olivia's themes of 'your relationship can't be the only thing making life worth living' are very relevant to them (love them and i'm happy for them but also i hope their kind of relationship never finds me ngl)
the obvious connection i feel is that nick simply is the narrator from maggots for brains. so much of his identity is wrapped up in charlie and he doesn't really know who he is separately from charlie, or what he wants from his own life. without charlie he feels listless and passive, and his entire character arc in the movie is working all of this out.
stupid song, honeybee and u + me = <3 are a bit more charlie at the start of their relationship rather than what we see in heartstopper forever. he has bad experiences but this time it's all gonna work out for him! this is nothing like last time, he's so in love!! (never mind that he was maybe a little in love last time too) tao and isaac are a little sick of hearing about nick but who caresssss because their love will be eternal :)
the cure to me is a bit more charlie coded but could honestly be applied to both of them, don't really know how to expand on this further than Your Boyfriend Will Not Cure Your Mental Health Issues.
begged is charlie and ben. and tbh imogen and ben also.
less is PEAK nick and charlie in this movie. charlie brings up taking a break to nick not because he wants it necessarily, but because he thinks it might be better for nick due to aforementioned maggots for brains. nick does not want that at allllll so would for sure be listening to this on loop post-break.
honorable mention: purple is about tao/elle, and the dynamic of being with your partner vs realising that you won't get the things you want out of life if you stay with them
secondary honorable mention expectations is also about imogen post-ben
there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"
just watched heartstopper forever and i just knowwww olivia rodrigo's new album went triple platinum in both their houses
HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER [2026]
doing crafts while listening to a podcast is truely an ancient activity. makes me feel like a prehistoric grandma doing nålbinding at the fire and also a young lady learning to do embroidery and also a sailor knitting in his free time on the ship and also my gay friends doing fiber arts and we're all telling each other stories
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance
“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me
“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
Collecting these rn
nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as
academic self-regulation explained