#theplutoadministration

[petitsdessins]

Everything is a Lie.

Bonjour, Bonsoir.

This is the first and, I hope, only, declaration I will have to make about the Pluto Administration. First, let me present myself. I am Mademoiselle Théa T. N.-P., and I speak in the name of all my collegues of the PA, as the Chief-Administraor of the base. I am the one that will decide of the future of this project, and every action and decision must and will pass on my desk.

I did not expect this blog to be known of so fast, and I principally blame it on Marie-Thérèse G, Roger and Philippe O. my assistant and two underscretaries, that may have been a little too motivated in their desire to promote what was supposed to be a discrete action. Mesures will be taken to avoid a smilar situation in the future.

The PA is an undergoing action founded by the ONU, directed by myself and the French governement, and supported by our long-time allied nations. Even if I cannot fully explain what we are doing now, and why we are doing it, I can assure you our goal is important and worthy of your respect, and could, forever, tip the odds in favor of humankind.

I hope you will not mind the fact i used my very personal blog, full of memes and poor-taste jokes to transmit this message, but, seeing where we currently are based now, and who is listening to us, communication possibilities are sparse and we must take what few opportunities we have.

I ask you to stay calm and composed. Our actions, our decisions, what we make here is important and will have important consequences on everyone futures. Please, think about your actions and the way you speak about us. Think about where you speak about us. The importance of our initiative is making us being closely monitored. Too many leaks could cancel a project that took, to be created, years of sacrifices, and had to pass tests and hardships you litterally cannot imagine.

I ask of you to be responsible, and to think about what you really want for your future. Is where we are headed now really what you want ? Or do you yearn for something better ?

I hope you will seriously think about it.

Cordially,

Théa T. N.-P., Chief-Administrator of the Pluto Administration.

If you want to know more about our actions, follow the Pluto Administration Official Tumblr

[pluto-is-rising-blog]

Are you one of the AI's?

I am me, no one else. Many things are connected, yet separate from each other.  Many will speak, few will respond. 

[light-will-prevail]

For Starters:

Now that we have a few people on board, I wanted to take the time to properly introduce myself. Hello! I'm L. I come from a small solar system far away from here but not too much unlike this one that Terrans call home. I've been a resident of Terra - pardon me Earth - for about 6 years now as a student of my homeworld's leading university in interplanetary studies. As a graduation assignment, I have moved to Earth to collect information about culture, flora, fauna, language, behavior, and such. The main goal of my research is to prove my thesis that even small, seemingly ordinary things have the ability to bring happiness to a species. When I found Tumblr, I became particularly interested in The Pluto Administration along with its associated blogs, including Charon's. I was delighted by the assignments sharing Earth things. All of this was meant to bring light, happiness... then the bad things happened. Although I was only a bystander and a stranger, I became extremely concerned for people's safety. Now, if you will have me, I would love to try to revive the original spirit of those assignments: to share, to bring joy, to help light prevail. It would be my great honor to befriend as many of you as possible so I may gather information on things that make you happy and, hopefully, bring light to the lives of others. May the sun shine upon you always, ~ L

[insufferableoracle]

Good god, why do Tumblr ARGs always end so badly.

[artlessauthorite]

wait what happened with theplutoadministration? I’m finding bits and peces but apparently some took things too far and someone may be dead? like, legitimately, IRL dead?

[screamingatanemptyroom]

*twists my mustache evily* you have nothing to fear

Oh no, You’re one of THEM, aren’t you? 

[pluto-is-rising-blog]

Hello, I am Agent V, Director of the Pluto Agency. (We are under our own Tumblr, which is simply "theplutoagency" if you have questions.) I just have a couple of questions for you. Who are you and what exactly do you want? How affiliated are you with the Administration? I understand that you may view some of this information as classified, but the more you cooperate, the less suspicion will be placed on you. Thank you for your time. - Agent V

Query TPA289 received. Answers will be forthcoming. 

[pluto-is-rising-blog]

can u not derail this

Why would I do that? Would you stop the Sun from rising?