The Princess Blade
Please, please, please, please, can I become artistically talented and have even a scrap of motivation so I can draw Techno in a dress and call him “The Princess Blade.” I need this please, you don’t understand how important puns, Techno blade and The Princess Bride are in my life.
If anyone does this I will give you my firstborn child that I give birth to if I have one, I’m not even joking.
(This kinda isn’t the best payment seeing as I’m ftm non binary and I have sensory indegration disorder which causes me to be highly attuned to even a miniscule amount of pain but you understand the sentiment.)
If you don’t want my kid take my platonic hand in internet marriage, my partner will understand.













