Eilidh and Alex
ship thing!
Comes home drunk: Well, they don’t live together, but I suspect he has a higher tolerance for alcohol because he’s got those nanites helping him (maybe? idk how they react to things like alcohol in his bloodstream, this is just a guess). Which means Eilidh probably gets drunk more quickly, which of course annoys the living daylights out of her XD
Tops in bed: Eilidh, and they both enjoy that arrangement.
Does the laundry: Alex, bless him, because he doesn’t have to (see: the whole “they don’t live together” thing) but he’s a generous person.
Cleans the mess: I suspect they both tolerate clutter pretty easily tbh.But if they make a mess, they probably clean it up together, and he makes her less grumpy about it by being a cheerful bastard :-p
Leaves a mess: Eilidh, probably.
Throws food at the other: BOTH OF THEM.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Eilidh spins, but Alex pushes her at high speeds around the room, much to everyone else’s annoyance and concern.
Gets jealous easiest: I don’t think either of them get jealous, really.
Cuddles the other: Both, but Alex is more likely to fall asleep first while cuddling.
Feeds the pets: I don’t know if Alex has any pets? Eilidh is good at taking care of her fish, though. It’s not a chore they’d have to share.
Cooks the meals: NOT EILIDH. idk if Alex can cook, but I feel like they probably go for takeout more than homemade anything.
Spends the longest time getting ready: I think they’re both pretty low-maintenance, but Alex is quicker at most things when he wants to be. If they were being competitive about it, it could go either way.
And who spends the most money: I don’t think they spend much money at all, actually. When they go to soccer games and things they probably buy their own tickets and maybe split the snacks? They’re not romantic, just great pals, so for the things they do buy, there’s probably just a constant string of “whose turn is it to pay for the pizza? Is it mine? You got the Chinese last time? Or was that before the Thai that I got?” between them.










