#theprophetisgod

[thegreatatheta-blog]

DEAD

Oh, no no no.

He'd only just made a friend, and now...?

Now he was dying.

"Chuck?" Theta murmured gently. "Come on, Chuck, don't die on me...!" But it was too late. Chuck's heart slowed to a stop. Theta's tears came back in full force.

That's it. He's going to get everyone he cares about killed, so he might as well just leave before he hurts anyone else.

Theta pressed a kiss to Chuck's forehead with a murmured "I'm sorry," and walked away.

[witnessprotectionwithwings-blog]

(("THEY MADE A GASH IN HIS ARM WITH A NEEDLE AND THEN STAPLED IT TOGETHER AND THEN FRIED BACON AND POURED THE BOILING GREASE OVER HIM"

CAITY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING))

[magicaanon]

Ummmm, no, no I don't think so. I'd rather you just magic me up someone who already loves me.

Boo. That's no fun at all~ Let's make it fun yea~?

[thegreatatheta-blog]

shut up

Theta rolled his eyes. "This is my payment for accidentally ending up in your cupboard, isn't it?" He leaned forward and kissed Chuck anyways. Chuck tasted of some sort of alcohol and something smoky, a surprisingly pleasant combination. 

[magicaanon]

Roughly 53. But anyway, you think you could magic me up a girlfriend? (oMFG CHUCK STOP BEING PATHETIC AND JUST TALK TO PEOPLE)

I could~ But wouldn't it be better if I thought you how to talk to the ladies~ Cause Ladies and men loooove me~ -winks- 

[magicaanon]

Good to meet ya, Magic. My n-name is Chuck.

Chuck. Chuck Chuck How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would. ... Nice to meet you Chuck! 

So what brings you to the Magic anon today~?

[magicaanon]

Hey, uh... Magic, is what you're called?

Yup~ M-A-G-I-C~ Magic! Hello!And you are?  

[notheavenslittlesoldiers-blog]

Chuck, Bobby, Death

-glares- {Sorry, Cas is not happy with two of those choices.....can't say I blame him...I mean Bobby is a father figure and Death...is...well, Death.}

Fuck: Death {I admit it, I laughed as I typed that.}

Marry: Chuck

Cuddle: Bobby

{That was...fun?}