#thepurpmonster

[lilyisamess]

2 hrs of straight nonsense

[lilyisamess]

thepurpmonster replied to your post: “how to casually come out to your family while also using a Nicki Minaj...”:

You're the gay cousin to beat all gay cousins, the penultimate gay cousin.

lmao it only happened bc my older sister said “i wanna know who the gay family member is i think its so and so” and I WASL IKE BITCh and i looked off like i was on the office then i said that thing the its me stuff

[lilyisamess]

thepurpmonster replied to your post: mattie i see u lurkin.also.how do you ...

Just say “hello, I wish to share identical skin pigmentations which form shapes, you can either comply or die. You have 10 minutes.” ………………..Also find a good tattoo artist

Oh okay good to know.

Yo, bitch. I wish to share identical skin pigmentations which form shapes, you can either comply or die. You have mayb e 10 snake minutes or sninutes. also we have to find a good snattoo (snail tattoo) snake artist or snartist

[raidthisway]

To that last anon, random thoughts like that are called 'Intrusive thoughts' and a lot of people have them, as long as they aren't getting in the way of your day to day life you should be okay, but I'm also not a doctor.

[lilyisamess]

Go to sleep cumdump, you're obviously drunk

Semen guzzling assface. I wish I was.

I've never fallen asleep in a math class, but oh hot damn, I mean hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog.

[chiral-edges]

To my new followers!

oshawut, holdingfermata, thepurpmonster, pastascott, and irisrose16, thanks for following!

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