It’s standard practice to talk about boys while painting a person’s nails.
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“Pat’s such a great guy,” Pyrrha summed up at the end of her story about something nice Pat did the other day, and Kyr listened intently as he watched her file his nails with careful precision. If teaching didn’t work out for her, she could make a solid career of being a beautician: he didn’t often see anyone as good at hair and makeup as her. Off the top of his head, he could only think of one person better at it. “Honestly, I’d date the heck outta that guy. Well, I mean, I wouldn’t, but I’d be happy for anyone who gets the chance. And stab them if they treat him badly.”
Kyr nodded his agreement. “Pat deserves someone who appreciates how great he is.” The corners of Pyrrha’s lips quirked up at his statement, but he couldn’t put a finger on why. Did he say something funny? He could never tell with her.
“Anyone who doesn’t appreciate him is wrong. A heathen, truly. And you know what we do to heathens.”
“What do we do to heathens?”
Casually, as though talking about the weather, she replied, “Think viking funeral but while alive.”
That sounded unpleasant, but honestly, anyone who mistreated Pat deserved even worse. Viking funerals were a good starting point, though, and Pyrrha could surely think of something more painful later. Maybe nailing the person to the boat before setting them on fire? He’d be sure to suggest it if the time for it ever came. “Sounds reasonable. Someone would have to appreciate Pat at least as much as I do for them to be acceptable.” A pause as he blinked. “Or... as much as we do, rather.”
“I think the first is probably more accurate.” Pyrrha laughed a bit, setting down the file and picking up a bottle of polish. As she started painting his first nail, she added, “You seem to appreciate him the most out of anyone, at least.”
Even he could tell that the statement was loaded, and it left him confused as to what she was trying to say--or ask? Well, only one way to fine out. “What do you mean?”
She looked up from her work and met his gaze. For a moment, she appeared to debate on whether or not to elaborate before she settled on, “Do you like him?”
Kyr expected some sort of joke in response, but her tone, for once, sounded serious. Did he like Pat? Well... he couldn’t say he didn’t, and while he hadn’t considered that a possibility before (an explanation for the warmth he felt around him, how much he enjoyed the casual affection between them, how comfortable he was with him), it certainly made sense now that he heard it. Maybe it should’ve been more obvious sooner, but he’d never been very in touch with his feelings. “Yeah, I guess.”
“You guess,” she repeated with a snort, rolling her eyes as she went back to painting his nails. “Your confidence is inspiring, truly.”
He shrugged. “I’ve just never thought about it.” After all, he doubted he thought even half as much as Pyrrha did on any given subject. “So... I tell him, right?”
“I might stab you if you don’t.”
If Kyr had learned anything over the past several months, it was that Pyrrha had a thing about knives and threatening people with them. And as someone who’d already been shivved once, he’d rather avoid giving her any reason to make good on those threats.