Sparno: oh what kind of house doooooes Baul live in anyway? o3o like an actual house or...?
Balmung: it is an old abandoned mansion... or that is how i envisioned it
Modey: Anyone who tries to sell the property disappears eue /SHOT
Balmung: maybe~ but it's not for sale as far as the owner is concerned
Balmung: baul threatened to consume his soul if it was no longer his property
Sparno: even if problems occurred, Sparda's buy it with the money that keeps building up from his investments and give the deed to his presh babes
Modey: I can just picture the 'property owner' going to the police
Who in turn go to Dante cuz the whole 'consume your soul' thing is right up his alley
Dante comes in, notes who's occupying the mansion, and walks out like 'nope. not dealing with this again'
Modey: Now, no one goes near the place out of fear its 'haunted by demons' 8l
Sparno: and then you got a brightly clad person in purple just waltzing in with a giant smile, practically oozing of delight and calling loudly about tea time
Sparno: Sparda you're gonna ruin his image