Nov 22, 2020
Sugar Joe: I will KILL YOU...as a friend.
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Sugar Joe: I will KILL YOU...as a friend.
Sugar Joe: Well fuck me sideways
Kaylene: I mean, come on. Who in the group is most likely to be watching Terminator with an airsoft gun in hand?
Sugar Joe: Shannon of course
*Silently waiting. Sugar Joe slides next to Ethan on a bench*
Sugar Joe: Ey there, big boy.
Sugar Joe: MEAGHAN, ACCEPT MY FUCKING FRIENDSHIP!
Sugar Joe: Oh sure, Will doesn't have time to reply to my Minion conspiracy theories, but he has time to text me 'pew pew pew pew.'
Kaylene: I'm not celebrating Independence Day this year.
Sugar joe: But Kaylene, it's the day Jesus was born!
Will: I don't know what "fork" is in German.
Sugar Joe: Forkenstein.
Sugar Joe: I'm a quarter German, I should know.