Shit The Gang Says

The funny and ridiculous things we say.

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Joe: The science is: corn be poppin’

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Sugar Joe: Just wait for the 9/11 edition of Jenga

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Sugar Joe: Just wait for the 9/11 edition of Jenga

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Kaylene: Can you name a song that is better live than in real life

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Kaylene: so what tarantulas do as a defense mechanism is they hold their butt up and they fling hair at you

Joe: I mean, I do that too..

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Joe: This is a hiking trail not a crying trail!

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Kaylene: What was y’all’s sexual awakening?

Joe: I DIDNT HAVE ONE. FUCK YOU. I’M ACE.

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*rolling a joint, talking about childhood*

Gabe: I got Goodnight Moon, not Goodnight Missile.

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Sugar Joe: Well we know now if I wanted to break into the capitol with guns, I CAN!

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Kaylene: I’m a slut for weather!

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Kaylene: What would your dad do if I friended him on Facebook

Sugar Joe: What would your dad do if I castrated him

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Sugar Joe: I will KILL YOU...as a friend.

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Sugar Joe: Well fuck me sideways

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Dates stick in my head like velveeta in gasoline

Will Shackley, 2020

@civilwarjoe @willshackley

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"I will drunk drive for 21 hours to burn your ass, don't test me!" -Joe