Meme: Send a symbol, get a text
[TEXT]: Kay, for heaven’s sake, what on Earth are you doing sending me these ridiculous messages at such an ungodly hour of the night?
[TEXT]: From this moment on, I reserve the right to refer you to Google when you feel the need to bring me these inane questions.
[TEXT (UNSENT, SAVED AS DRAFT)]: I’ve had just about enough of you badgering me in regards to this subject, Kay Faraday, so yes, I will admit it: for the love of all that is good, I enjoy the Steel Samurai. There, now I’ve said it.
[TEXT]: If you believe you can successfully pilfer through my Steel Samurai merchandise and take whatever suits your fancy without facing reprimand for it, you are sorely mistaken, young lady.
❤ - lusty/loving/affectionate message
[TEXT]: I understand that you have been rather morose lately, especially since the anniversary of your father’s death looms within the very near future, but I do hope that you are aware that you may feel free to come to me whenever you like. Should you ever need to talk about that sort of thing.
[TEXT]: It isn’t at all difficult for me to understand what you are going through now, after all. You are not in poor company as far as that is concerned, Kay.
[TEXT]: i wuOUdld like to i nf orm you hthat yo u are a precCious flwower who must be proTected
[TEXT]: im not at ALL sober by the way!!!