#theredbushman

[theredbushman]

Sniper I made you a drawing!

Hm. It's nice.

[sniwi-the-kiwi]

Greetings, this is the RED Spy. Very unfortunately, the bushman has been transformed by that ridiculous wizard into an even more ridiculous... bird.

As he is currently unfit to perform his duties as our Sniper, Scout has come up with the "brilliant" idea to stick him onto this filthy website as a means of keeping him busy until we may track down Merasmus.

Interact with him if you must, but please, keep it civil. I refuse to mediate on his behalf unless absolutely necessary. Despite being a bird, he is perfectly capable of handling his own affairs.

Insincerely, The Spy

// Hello, Mod here! This is my second tf2 rp account, with my other being @theredbushman. Can you tell that I like Sniper? As for rules, anything goes, and any accounts (rp or not, tf2 related or not) are both allowed and encouraged to interact with the Kiwi Sniper. Have fun.

[the-biter-tf2-rpblog]

(Sniper gently knocks on the Biter's door)

Uh- hey Bitty. Ya alright in there, mate? Some folks were sayin' that ya got hurt?

- @theredbushman

[the door opens easily, looks like she forgot to close it all the way, but the room is a mess! There's broken glass from the shatter mirror and light bulb how that even happened no one has any idea, stuff has been torn to bits and The Biter is sitting in the corner, her head down as she holds her limp arm that's sparking?]

[theredbushman]

HELLO bushman. i was wondering. what do you think of these drawings i made of you? 😋😋

Hmm, I s'pose Scout ain't tha only artist 'round here, huh? Looks like some quality pictures, though I'm a bit scared ta ask what's bein' hidden.

[theredbushman]

I wish Australians were real

I wish tha French weren't.

[theredbushman]

What was your first impression of each of the other RED mercs?

Scout: Bloody hell, that bugger is fast. Why is he talkin' to me? Why does he talk so much? How is it possible fer one bloke ta have so many words??

Soldier: He's somehow even louder than the Scout.

Pyro: Where are they findin' these people? Is that even a bloody person at all?? Why are they lookin' at me like that???

Heavy: This bloke almost looks like he could be from Oz.

Demoman: Is this drongo always bloody plastered?

Engineer: He's friendlier than what I was expectin' from a mercenary.

Medic: This doc has more than a few screws loose.

Spy: Bastard.

[theredbushman]

Bloody hell, ya mongrels just keep multiplying. Like damn rabbits! What do I havta do ta be left alone??

[theredbushman]

Why does scout have a bird inside him?

Well he doesn't anymore.

I think.