The RED Bushman

Uhh, I dunno mate. Scout showed me this tumble thing and told me I should write on it? Better be worth my time.

[theredbushman]

I was told I should make an introductin' post or somethin', so 'ere it is, mates.

Scout introduced me ta this cursed website, and now it's his fault I havta deal with all tha bloody magic and multiverse shenanigans goin' on 'ere. I don't know why I haven't chucked tha whole thing in the rubbish yet, but as long as I'm bored enough ta stay, we may as well be acquainted.

I'm Sniper, of team RED, and I'm tha best bloody sharp shooter you'll find. If my teammates (at least the ones from my universe, whatever the bloody hell that means) also have accounts on 'ere, these are the ones that I'm aware of:

// the accounts listed here are simply the ones Sniper interacts with most frequently, but doubles are always welcome and allowed. DM to get added or removed.

Scout - @redbonkmaster or @bestistbostonboy69

Pyro - @firefirefirefirefirefirefirefire

Soldier - @redsargentgeneralsolly

Demo - @red-explosions

Engineer - @r3d-3ng1n33r

Medic - @herrhealer

Spy - @that-handsome-rogue

If yer polite, don't be afraid ta have a nice chat. But if ya don't intend on bein' decent, neither will I.

Oh, and watch out fer the BLU's lurkin' round 'ere as well. So far, this is who I'm aware of:

BLU Soldier - @theblupatriot

BLU Demo - @scruumppyyt

BLU Sniper - @nicole-monday or @sharpeyeshooter

// my other tf2 rp blog is @sniwi-the-kiwi. Go there for more Kiwi Sniper content.

Proshippers please DNI. That includes incest, pedophilia, zoophilia, etc.

[theredbushman]

// MOD POST

Going to be on hiatus for a bit. Probably just until the start of next month. Not a big deal or anything, I'm just really busy with the start of the summer season at work. DM's will still be open.

[theredbushman]

.....Wheres the blu soldier?

How tha bloody hell would I know? My job is ta keep track o' him on tha battlefield, not all tha bleedin' time.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Useless replacement. Why would they hire you if you can't at least point me in the direction of that bastard? Maybe I never should've quit.

[theredbushman]

'Least I don't got a face that not even a mother could love, mate.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Hunter freezes. (you just fucked up big time)

He grabs Sniper and slams him into a wall with surprising strength

Talk about my face again, and I'll make sure you never see the light of tomorrow, you damned bastard.

[theredbushman]

Aw, did I hit a nerve?

[emesisblu-hunter]

Heheh, of you like my face enough to comment on it, now about I do the same for you? I'm sure you'd look...... splendid. With it

He says holding up a knife

[theredbushman]

*He pushes the other Sniper away, pulling out his own kukri*

I'd certainly like ta see ya try.

[emesisblu-hunter]

.....Stronzo, I'm technically immortal. Sooo, yeah. Cute knife by the way.

[theredbushman]

We all are, ya bloody genius.

[emesisblu-hunter]

No, like even If I removed my name from the R3ßpæwñ machine I'd still come back ya Stronzo. Whatever. You're not worth my time.

[theredbushman]

Then bugger off already, ya drongo.

[theredbushman]

.....Wheres the blu soldier?

How tha bloody hell would I know? My job is ta keep track o' him on tha battlefield, not all tha bleedin' time.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Useless replacement. Why would they hire you if you can't at least point me in the direction of that bastard? Maybe I never should've quit.

[theredbushman]

'Least I don't got a face that not even a mother could love, mate.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Hunter freezes. (you just fucked up big time)

He grabs Sniper and slams him into a wall with surprising strength

Talk about my face again, and I'll make sure you never see the light of tomorrow, you damned bastard.

[theredbushman]

Aw, did I hit a nerve?

[emesisblu-hunter]

Heheh, of you like my face enough to comment on it, now about I do the same for you? I'm sure you'd look...... splendid. With it

He says holding up a knife

[theredbushman]

*He pushes the other Sniper away, pulling out his own kukri*

I'd certainly like ta see ya try.

[emesisblu-hunter]

.....Stronzo, I'm technically immortal. Sooo, yeah. Cute knife by the way.

[theredbushman]

We all are, ya bloody genius.

[theredbushman]

.....Wheres the blu soldier?

How tha bloody hell would I know? My job is ta keep track o' him on tha battlefield, not all tha bleedin' time.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Useless replacement. Why would they hire you if you can't at least point me in the direction of that bastard? Maybe I never should've quit.

[theredbushman]

'Least I don't got a face that not even a mother could love, mate.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Hunter freezes. (you just fucked up big time)

He grabs Sniper and slams him into a wall with surprising strength

Talk about my face again, and I'll make sure you never see the light of tomorrow, you damned bastard.

[theredbushman]

Aw, did I hit a nerve?

[emesisblu-hunter]

Heheh, of you like my face enough to comment on it, now about I do the same for you? I'm sure you'd look...... splendid. With it

He says holding up a knife

[theredbushman]

*He pushes the other Sniper away, pulling out his own kukri*

I'd certainly like ta see ya try.

[theredbushman]

.....Wheres the blu soldier?

How tha bloody hell would I know? My job is ta keep track o' him on tha battlefield, not all tha bleedin' time.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Useless replacement. Why would they hire you if you can't at least point me in the direction of that bastard? Maybe I never should've quit.

[theredbushman]

'Least I don't got a face that not even a mother could love, mate.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Hunter freezes. (you just fucked up big time)

He grabs Sniper and slams him into a wall with surprising strength

Talk about my face again, and I'll make sure you never see the light of tomorrow, you damned bastard.

[theredbushman]

Aw, did I hit a nerve?

[theredbushman]

.....Wheres the blu soldier?

How tha bloody hell would I know? My job is ta keep track o' him on tha battlefield, not all tha bleedin' time.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Useless replacement. Why would they hire you if you can't at least point me in the direction of that bastard? Maybe I never should've quit.

[theredbushman]

'Least I don't got a face that not even a mother could love, mate.

[theredbushman]

Haiii snipes, I drew you!! Hope you like it :3

It's, uh... very cute.

[theredbushman]

I always use your jarate as a threat to my friend to make them shut up

I usually wonder, is there no toilet around where you at? If not then where r u gonna shower or take a dump??

What tha bloody hell do ya think people did before plumbin' was a thing, mate? Ya "take a dump" in tha ground an' bury it. Then ya go bathe in a river.

[theredbushman]

.....Wheres the blu soldier?

How tha bloody hell would I know? My job is ta keep track o' him on tha battlefield, not all tha bleedin' time.

[theredbushman]

Do you like affection or nay?

Y do u act so tough like when people call u wholesome or cute?

How r ya feeling 2 day?

'Cause I ain't cute, an' I ain't wholesome, an' maybe I'm just not fond o' a buncha bogans gettin' inta my personal space all tha bleedin' time.

I'm doin' fine.

[theredbushman]

Awww aren't you just adorable, and wholesome, how cute :)

Ya better be talkin' ta tha cats, mate.

[theredbushman]

Mentally insane, Or just Australian? Guess we’ll never know!

I am not bleedin' insane. I'm a damn professional, ya wanker!

[theredbushman]

Knocks

'ello!!! Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you have any extra sharp things laying around that ya dont need!!

Erix asks tail flicking lazily behind him

No. Go ask someone stupider, an' maybe you'll get a different answer.

[theredbushman]

What made you get into playing the saxophone? Did you take band classes at school, or was it a hobby you picked up later in life?

My mum always thought tha instrument was very 'romantic'. She started me in lessons when I was a tot.

[theredbushman]

i would like to apologize for my previous asks

Please don't come to my house and shoot me 💛

I hope you have a nice day!! :}

I'll consider it.

[theredbushman]

Are you from Australia or new Zealand?

Findin' out I was born in New Zealand doesn't magically negate tha fact I spent 98% percent o' my life in Oz, mate. Bloody hell, I don't even know what New Zealand is like—other than very, very wet.