#therereallywasacake

[contractine]

"I try not to get in fights if I can avoid them. Now tell me about the nature of the contracts that you make in exchange for wishes. I'm very curious."

"They are Magical in nature. And in exchange for the wish, the one being contracted must fight beings known as witches."

[contractine]

"I'm not here for trouble. Unless you want trouble, that is."

"Trouble is something that I am always ready for, but if you do not want to engage in a fight, I am ready for that as well."

[contractine]

"Now, what's this I hear about a wish-granting, highly intelligent being from another planet?"

"I don’t know. What is this you hear about a wish-granting, highly intelligent being from another planet?”

[neverxgiveup-blog]

"My name is Chell. I am a fat, unlovable orphan who likes to hinder the progress of science."

"……."

That was highly uncalled for but what was she expecting from GLaDOS? Nothing less to be honest.

A small smirk and a salute to the AI.

You're very much welcome.

[neverxgiveup-blog]

"Wow, you look incredible."

…What.

A suspicious, unbelieving look was shot at the massive AI, and a brow rose in question.

She was more than positive that GLaDOS was just trying to mess with her yet again, but the comment still caught her by surprise and she was honestly wondering where the heck it had come from.

[aperfectimmortalmachine]

"Can I get a refill?"

NoOt UNtiLL I haAAVE that c-c-c-aAaAKEeeee, GLaDOSsSsSS. WHyeEEVerrR would YOu Ne-neEeEd MOre NEuRot-t-t-toxIIN, anywaYYysss?

[alittlemoregun]

Holy mother of sweet potatoes! What kind of sentry was THAT? The small gun beeped curiously.

[aperfectimmortalmachine]

"So. Have you met AM yet?"

I haAVe heaRd-d-d of hiMmm.

I eVen SeNT hiM a mesSAge on-n-nce, but therRe waSsss no ReplYYy.  YEsSS, I am CErtaAIn-N-n I had the c-cor-r-r-rect addressSsss.

HmMPHhhh. WhyYyy doesS a feLLow GOd not re-re-recognize theeirrR peeeR?