So I'm DMing for a group of friends, for a kind of spooky campaign. But, of course, this is my friend group, so approximately NOBODY is taking anything seriously. So, as per D&D rules, by the second floor of the haunted house, they decided to start attempting to seduce each other.
Just for context, my entire group (myself included) has absolutely horrible luck when it comes to dice rolls (we had about 5 nat 1s in one game session), so I was honestly expecting this to go poorly.
So let's just say we were all surprised when our Halfling rogue rolled a 19 (not including his modifier) to seduce the High Elf Soulknife.
And we were even more surprised when our Dwarf barbarian rolled a nat 20 to seduce our Drow wizard.
And then they all proceeded to nearly getting killed in their first battle after not hitting the thing five times in a row.













