For the name story thing: Alex? (Do you... know an Alex??)
I don’t think I know an Alex... BUT I do know someone who i thought was named alex for like a year!
Basically there was this girl who worked at the convenience store near my school and I thought she was cute and one time at the cash register she told me how her ex girlfriend used to have the shirt I was wearing at the time and I interpreted it to mean that she was into me lol... The rest of my trips to that convenience store were not the most relaxing ones and I didn’t actually learn her name for a while because whenever I saw her I was too flustered to actually look at her and/or I didn’t want her to think I was staring at her chest.












