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“Do you truly think pants were created by the Devil himself? That seems excessive.”

“Though, it won’t hurt you to try and wear a pair of pants. Despite your imminent denials, it is unhealthy to spend all Winter months in nothing but shorts.”

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‘a moment of weakness’ -Burr, thesaltysquad oopsies

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1. Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

“Shit…” John breathed, looking wide-eyed at the frankly broken looking Burr. He had no idea what happened, simply that he’d stumbled upon the man in tears. He really didn’t know how to console him, so he just went with the way he’d use on his little squad or his siblings.

John sat beside Burr, pulling him close and lightly rubbing his arm, brows furrowed as he shushed him softly. “You’re alright… I’m here, it’s okay.. Just… Take a deep breath, okay? You can do it..”

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" Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. " -thesaltysquad, thomas [since historically, he gave no fucks abt what he wore]

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    “Hm? Pants are rather comfortable, though, if you find the right pair.”

    “Have you not found the right pair, then, Thomas? If that is the case, I wouldn’t mind assisting you.”