#thesaurus neglect

[cat-brodsky]

thesaurus abuse is a dangerous form of substance abuse

“grazing my [...] fingertips alongside the spines of [...] textbooks”

alongside [əˈlɔŋˈsaɪd]

preposition

At or to the side of something; side by side with; in parallel position.

E.g. a guard with a prisoner alongside; to be alongside of the wall.

Gently stroking thin air next to a book spine: peak dark academia.

[cat-brodsky]

Dark academia really just gets you in the mood to go study at a prestigieus old university

*prestigious

i was gonna say something witty but this speaks for itself

[cat-brodsky]

...history textbook abuse?

to variously live out the life of a 19th century Victorian monarch

1. “19th century” and “Victorian” are pretty much tautology in this context

2. there is one Victorian monarch and it’s Queen Victoria

3. i am 99% sure op meant vicariously

[cat-brodsky]

more thesaurus abuse

Parseltongue: language of snakes in HP series

Parceltongue: language of mailmen I guess

“Cat, it was just a typo, don’t-” shh I’m thinking about the ancient and noble order of The Postmen