School SLP woes:
You think you’re gonna work in a school and everyone will see you as the wonderful bomb-ass full-of-expertise clinician you really are?
Realityyyyyyyy check!
Last week:
I evaluated a KG student for language- did not qualify. Smart, cool little boy.
Mom: Some days he does the /l/ sound correct, some days not. Like he does pray for play.
Admin: Yeah , I noticed that too
Teacher: I understand him just fine, about 95% or more of the time
Mom: Hmm, maybe I’m expecting too much out of him.
Me: Shows norms for his age (he just turned 6) “ See here, mom? /l/ blends aren’t expected until age 7. Sounds like the sound is emerging for him.”
*Mom agrees*
IEP Team: Well this is a team decision, so...yeaaaaah, I still think we should go ahead and sign for a full speech evaluation. (To waste my time further)
Me verbally: Ok, Great!
Me nonverbally: Loudly arranges papers on table, crosses arms, smiles tightly
Didn’t know everyone on the team had speech degrees....dope.













