#thestraightandarrowpath

[xaviatheasgardian]

thestraightandarrowpath replied to your post “thestraightandarrowpath replied to your post “DRINK UP BABY” oh...”

I have a verse for that here whoops

YESSSSSS. I need to go back and re read them lol. It’s been waaaaay too long

[xaviatheasgardian]

thestraightandarrowpath replied to your post “DRINK UP BABY”

oh my god

I mean, Darcy did give her the entire Animorphs collection

[xaviatheasgardian]

thestraightandarrowpath replied to your photo “So geology lab was fun today. @kneeltoyourking does not approve of me...”

i totally approve tbh but ONE OF US HAS TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

I WAS BEING SORT OF RESPONSIBLE. I mean, I didn’t lick the rock. I kept my sick germs off of it. So you know, a lil bit responsible. 

I wish one of them would have licked the rock tho 

[xaviatheasgardian]

*whispers* what does xav like about Clint even though they've literally just met and so far she's stabbed him and that's mostly it

that he’s so stabable

lol no, she likes that he’s kept her secret. She doesn’t really like telling anyone because she’s absolutely terrified of being found out and sent back to Asgard. She also really likes the sound of his voice. Xavia thinks his voice is really calming, and nice to listen to. Clint has the kind of voice that Xav could fall asleep to, or talk her down if she got really panicked or scared.

[shielddeputydirector]

Ff+ Clint :|

*speed dial #3*

“Hey, Barton?”

“Yeah, it’s Hill, no you’re not in trouble.”

“Sending you a link.”

“I know, right?”

“Ha, and paragraph seven? I nearly died.”

“Are you trying to make that expression, too?”

“Page fifteen is a definite maybe.”

“Page twenty? Are you sure?”

“I mean, yeah, I have handcuffs, but they’re not for s- they’re fucking metal, you idiot, you’d have marks for weeks and you don’t like sleeves.”

“Ah, you meant for me. Right. Not happening. Not even if- huh. IF you throw in page three with a dash of page ten.”

“Deal.”

“Your place or mine?”

“See you in twenty, then.”

[shielddeputydirector]

[text] don't get mad [text] its not the first time ive had to text you from a police car [text] ps they didnt let me ride shotgun

[SMS] badge numbers and car designtion. also what did you do?

[shielddeputydirector]

[sms] Apparently calling shotgun while getting put in a police car is frowned upon. A little help here?

[SMS] WHY ARE YOU IN A POLICE CAR?!?!

[xaviatheasgardian]

"How'd you get this?"

She shuddered and tensed as his finger traced over the raised line on her shoulder. The scar was an old one. And the Head of Servants didn’t always have the best of aim. “I had tripped, and spilled a bowl of soup onto a visiting noble. She hadn’t been angry with me, as I had been younger. But the Head of Servants had gotten so furious. She decided the mishap was worth a few lashes. Of course, her aim wasn’t always the best.” Xavia grimaced and lifted a hand to touch her shoulder, “They’re not very nice to look at. And I’ve tried to find spells to get rid of them. But it seems that I am stuck with them.”