#thestrexdenials

[nospaceofregret]

Hello, Miss Hamilton. Good to see you're back with us. I was starting to wonder if I was the only alive employee left. Have any jobs for me? -TheStrexDenials

The company is gone, you moron. Strexcorp Prime is finished.

[thestrexfiles]

Can I borrow the key to the breakroom for a while? -TheStrexDenails

We don't see why not.

You'll find it under one of the warm rocks in the Warm Rock Room.

Be careful in there, though. There's a bottomless pit or something, we think.

[thestrexfiles]

Here is your frappuccino. Would you like some puppies to kick to go with that? -TheStrexDenails

Ah, yes! Beautiful!

This is our third one today.

We're so pleased, we don't even need the puppies.

[themathisoncollective]

Do you know if it would cause a paradox if we were to kill 805? I think that we're about to. -TheStrexDenails, Dept. 403

Oh really?

That should be fun to watch.

Let me just pull up a chair and enjoy the show.

[themathisoncollective]

I know that you have no desire to assist me with temporal mechanics, but I need help. Please? -TheStrexDenials

Why the hell should I? You work for the bastards who murdered my best friend.

[thestrexfiles]

Here's your frappuccino. I hope that you're feeling well. -TheStrexDenials

Ah, right.

Thanks.

Back to work!

[themathisoncollective]

I notice you have a virus. Need help? -TheStrexDenials

Like I would need help from you.

Go jump in a volcano.

[themathisoncollective]

I see that you're in the library! How about I sell you a mystical magical soul fragment to use as a decoy for any librarians you meet!? Only 5 easy payments of 12 cents! -TheStrexDenials

How about you Strex bastards fuck off and stop harassing me?