#thethunderfury

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Darcy looked at her phone after it buzzed

[Text; Sparky] oh. oh God.

[Text; Sparky] Thor. uhm. Wow

[Text; Sparky] Good for you buddy.

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The real question is, Would Wanda and Thor live on Earth or would we get to see Wanda as queen of Asgard?

[ thethunderfury ]

Now, that’s a tough question. 

I actually would like to see them have a nice peaceful midgardian life, but.. Look how well the crowns suit her ;)

I think Wanda would be a good queen, even though I'm scared because she actually guides herself basically with her emotions, and doubts herself too much, if we oversee that part, she’d be a gentle queen that would treat everyone fairly.

But I’d love to see Thor getting a ‘real’ job, and struggling with debts, and keeping a facade of a normal family, having bbq’s on sundays, Thor getting addicted to football and Wanda baking for everyone. Driving their kids to school, and Thor getting really pissed of how slow the midgardian transports are and wanting to fly away with his hammer. And then when the world needs both they leaving the kids with a babysitter while they go save the world, and they come battled and bruised and even though they kids know, the babysitter doesn't and things like that.

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Thor and Wanda for the parent meme.

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Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: Thor, don’t lie. 

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): Wanda, Thor sleeps like a rock.

Who changes the kid(s) diapers: It depends, but mostly Wanda.

Who makes the bottles: Wanda actually, Thor doesn't feel the difference between burning hot, & rock cold.

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabies: Wanda, although sometimes, Thor sneaks in and sings them ancient lullabies. 

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): Thor.

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: Thor, and he’ll be the one that would get slapped in the back of his head by Wanda.

Who always takes the kid(s) side: Thor.

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: Wanda.

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: Wanda.

Who takes the kid(s) to school: Thor, or actually, the school bus, because he’s not to keen to wake up in the mornings.

Who goes to parent teacher conferences: Both, well, Thor goes unwillingly, and Wanda actually hates it, because she watches all the lustful stares of the other mothers, and female teachers, and that makes her cringe.

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): Wanda, because they need to know.

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: None, they're all freedom of choosing.

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: Wanda & Thor when he thinks Wanda’s not looking.

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