Mulder and Scully would absolutely be the Hill House parents trying to flip an OBVIOUSLY haunted Gothic manor while the kids are all crying and developing fresh traumas. Mulder shoves young William into a crawl space in the wall to take some Polaroids while Scully's standing over his shoulder like "ghosts don't exist sweetie"
O H M Y G O D you are SO!!!! right
This is EXACTLY what would happen. TO TAKE SOME POLAROIDS, I’m dying
Annabeth Gish will also be there, dispensing general caution, to NO avail.










