#theunforgivingvoid

[aureovitta]

@zan77 replied to your post:

i admire your commitment to vag-based crossovers but if you drag me into outlander i will be UPSET i have resisted so far and lemme tell you that is a big deal for me when it has tobias menzies in it

vagina cinematic universe (vcu)

but also oh NO, i am dragging u AWAY, this is a genuine plea not to watch this awful awful show, basically i just hatewatch it with a buddy bc it is genuinely the worst. also both tobias menzieses die (there’s two of him and it’s a mark of how cursed this show is that this is a Bad Thing) midway thru so pls just rewatch rome or the terror instead!!! this is the only heartfelt advice i will ever give!!!! 

@theunforgivingvoid replied to your post:

i reject this premise on account of claire already being the object of every dude's interest. leave santiago alone!! (he has it bad enough in that other show with the murdery doc lady)

i cannot leave santiago cabrera alone! he LITERALLY inserted himself into history! its canon, babey!!!

(also why would u remind me of that random-ass plotline that had no bearing on anything.... leave a man alone to fuck his holographic clones in peace, like a normal person does!!!!!)

[aureovitta]

theunforgivingvoid replied to your post “musketeers, 2x01”

wait wait wait. they had richelieu die from working too hard?? i. i refuse

i’m happy to report that he WERKED himself into that fabulous catholic coffin bc the alternative is simply UNACCEPTABLE, the exact line was ‘they say he wore out his heart in the service of france’. obviously this guy fucked his way to an early grave and thats FINE but can we have some recognition of this extremely canonical and serious fact!!!!!!

[aureovitta]

theunforgivingvoid replied to your post “bbc musketeers, more of”

idk if the show is following book canon (which is a sexist mess, in so many ways), but milady doesn't make it. and her death is very unsatisfying. sorry, bb

a.) thank you for this confirmation that she lives to the age of ninety-six, surrounded by as much dick and murder as she desires! that’s what you said!

b.) this is why im making zero effort to learn names... thats not a fuckin name... that’s like calling yrself all puritan-style “to-whom-it-may-concern mcfrenchy”. horny french assassin melisandre deserves BETTER

[aureovitta]

theunforgivingvoid replied to your post: last christmas

yess, truly this is how i felt both of the times i watched this. it’s brain candy.

you know how your ribs hurt when you’re trying not to laugh and then it hurts when you eventually DO bc it’s like the release of a pressure cooker? that was me, after learning the significance of “look up” like... fucking... you think it’s meaningful or some shit, like it’s a Life Philosophy thing.... no.... it’s literally.... he fucking.... he fucking didnt look up and he got run over by a ....... FCUK I CANT FUCKGING FINSIHT THE SENTENCE WITHOUT LAUGHIGN...... and then his family had it printed on the BENCH!!!! can u imagine. im. fuck. fuck. c r y in g

also every time they had a sad scene in that park thing and both actors were trying their best to be sad and dramatic, but the cyanide and happiness-type stick figures were looming in the background imfalsdkjfaslg

[aureovitta]

theunforgivingvoid replied to your post: i know nothing about prodigal son but your tags on...

re: the bird in pson: did i imagine the bird in various parts of the apartment (ie being let out of its cage?). i think i may have done

yes there are a few scenes where malcolm has sunshine out of her cage and she’s perched on his hand, etc. since there is not even FOOD or WATER in that tiny ass cage i have to conclude that, logically, we’re supposed to fill in the blanks about his ability to care for her, but my bird hating galaxy brain simply must offer up an even more obvious and clearly rational explanation: that bird thrives on his fear and since he’s a hot mess it’s basically like a 24/7 buffet. she requires no earthly sustenance to maintain her feathered form. the cage is to protect everyone else actually

[aureovitta]

theunforgivingvoid replied to your post: frozen 2

i have thought about watching this! good to know it’s as forgettable as i expected

in its defense, it’s not TERRIBLE? i remember the first one being a much more unpleasant & confusing viewing experience. there’s a sequence with elsa in the water (partly in the trailers, i think) which is really quite breathtaking. but also if u watch it u’ll be going “so, like, reindeer gangbang? that was his great plan?” and yeah 2020 is Difficult enough already

[aureovitta]

@theunforgivingvoid replied to your photo: killdie: Kyle Montgomery 2015 crystal mary

you’re not wrong

thanks!!!! this was exactly as ominous as i thought it would be

[aureovitta]

theunforgivingvoid replied to your photoset “”

also applicable to rp. writing. all that jazz

i know this about u and ilu