#thewetdream

[biggestbigman]

The Wet Dream demanded a shot of my morning wood print in my boxers. That wasn’t happening due to me waking up to -3° temperatures today. This sexy woman is starting to get demanding…

[hiddenmisthiro]

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[biggestbigman]

The Wet Dream and The Amazon both claim I owe them a movie night. Patiently waiting for this opportunity...

[biggestbigman]

What I drink when I have The Wet Dream on my mind...

[biggestbigman]

Descriptions: The Wet Dream

Ok, so someone recently asked me to describe some of the women that I speak about here. So, every Tuesday night, I will describe the physical details of each woman that I have spoken about here. First up: The Wet Dream When I first met The Wet Dream, we were in a dark garage celebrating the 4th. Because of that, I really couldn't make her face out. I did notice that she had an awesome smile. What really stuck out, to me, about her were her legs. She has beautiful, long, shapely legs with thighs that looked like were being held hostage by her jeans. When she took a step, you could see the pleasant shake they made. It only made them more attractive to me when she was dancing. I don't mind a woman having big feet, as long as they are well kept. The Wet Dream does not disappoint in that category at all. That 5'10" frame of hers is ideal from top to bottom...to me, of course... I'm as indifferent on a woman's breasts as a man can get, but I was definitely feeling The Wet Dream's breasts, literally and figuratively. They fit her shape perfectly, and she's extra classy about how they are displayed. The real MVP on The Wet Dream is her ass. She has definitely been on the squat rack pushing weight. She she threw that ass back to me, it was like I was on a bucking bronco. There was so much power and force coming from her glutes to where I almost slipped out of her from behind. Her face is flawless, to me. A gorgeous smile, eyes that sparkle in moonlight, and a skin tone so beautiful, you would think she tasted like caramel. She bugs out about a gray patch in the front of her hair, but I and every man that I've shown a picture of her to says it only makes her that much more sexy. I tease her sometimes because my favorite picture of her has the gray patch on full display. The Wet Dream is most black men's ideal woman.

[biggestbigman]

A Conversation About The Wet Dream

A conversation between me and one of my former students:

*Student sees wallpaper image of The Wet Dream*

Student: Yo, Mr. XXXXXX, is that all you?

Me: What are you talking about?

Student: Ol girl on your phone.

Me: Na, just a friend of mine.

Student: You used to go with her?

Me: I wish. We’re just cool.

Student: You smash?

*Stares at Student muthafuckaly*

Student: You still talk to her?

Me: Yeah. Why you wanna know?

Student: She bad. Might wanna try at her myself.

Me: Boy, she’s old enough to be your mama!

Student: She look young enough to be my ex-wife.

I keep trying to tell The Wet Dream, who recently celebrated her 41st birthday, that she looks incredible, regardless of her age. I told her about the conversation I had with my former student, and she just shrugged it off like a pro athlete getting praise from a reporter. For all of her curves, natural beauty, intelligence, and sex appeal, her humility is the sexiest thing about her…

[biggestbigman]

The Latina and the AP

For those of you that give a shit, you've already read about The Wet Dream, The Wife, and The Plaything. I'd like to introduce 2 new women to you all: The Latina and The AP. The Latina is anything but. Truth be told, she 75% black, 25% Dominican, and 100% hood as fuck. I met the Latina on POF, and at first, really wasn't interested because her initial profile picture was whack. However, she posted several newer ones a couple of days after I first saw her, and I immediately became intrigued. Turns out she was feeling me too, or so I thought. She wanted me to pay her past due light bill and offered some head in exchange. Of course, I didn't trick off, but I still fucked. She has a nice, thick body, an alright face, and a surprisingly firm ass. The only problem/dealbreaker with The Latina is that she smokes. Not gonna be able to do it. I met The AP on POF also. Why do I call her the AP? No, not because her initial are AP. She's a high school assistant principal. God was definitely looking out for me because she reached out to me on POF. I don't know if she fully read my profile, but it turns out that she lives in Michigan (I live in Illinois). My guess is she didn't really give a shit and was attracted to a handsome black man (Her words, not mine). We recently met in person, and EVERYTHING about her was just right. Awesome height, perfect skin tone, beautiful smile, a grand sense of humor, righteous thickness, intelligence to spare, and she tasted like peaches. As of right now, only The Wet Dream has her beat. Oh, she's got these crazy chick eyes that I can look into for hours on end. More to come about both women soon.