#thewhiskeytango

[kylesbogusjourney]

For netflix, what kinda genres do you like?

documentaries, dramas, musicals, possibly theatre adaptations 

[sukajanryukos]

Anyway, so we get done with the tour, which was really interesting and pretty heavy at one point and this kid is talking to me and my amigo Tommy and he says "But that torture stuff that was pretty..... kinky!" like he's the genius he thinks he is and so that just sits in the air awkwardly for a moment until I turn to Tommy and say, "You know what really gets me off Tommy? A dislocated shoulder is what really gets me off." And that is the story of the dislocated shoulder.

that was wild from start to finish

[sukajanryukos]

Okay so in Prague we visited the oldest still-functioning prison in the Czech Republic, and they took us through the museum. And they had various torture implements from the early days where they would maim people with spikes or put out their eyes or something. one of them was like a rack where they stretch people out. Except instead of tying your wrists above your head, the Czechs would tie them behind your back, so your shoulders would dislocate and then just get more and more stretched out.

[sukajanryukos]

thewhiskeytango replied to your post:i forgot she even existed and now the crush comes...

Don’t worry kiddo, I have some neat sticks to prop under you to help keep you up.

three scenarios:

a) the sticks snap

2 the sticks bend so far they pop out

iii. the sticks impale into my limbs like some kind of path of pain 

[sukajanryukos]

~~~wrong hair color~~~

~~~red-green color deficient~~~ 

[sukajanryukos]

Heal ball and luxury ball!

Luxury Ball:If Pokémon were real, would you travel alone or with friends? a little of bothHeal Ball:Favorite Pokémon merchandise Cinders, my Cyndaquil plush

[sukajanryukos]

yo, got any crushes? ~wink wonk~

oh yeah loads

[zenami]

This is fun! Vriska, Terezi, Aradia!

LADIES

Fuck TereziMarry AradiaGet drunk with Vriska I guess hnnnn