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Posted: 12:00AM | Windenburg
If you thought last year was scandalous… darling, that was just the trailer.
Let’s get one thing straight: I never left. You just got boring. But don’t worry, things are finally getting interesting again in our tiny little town of tiaras, turf wars, and tragic dye jobs. The Paragons are crumbling under the weight of their own lip gloss. The Renegades are ready to riot. And someone (you know who you are) is playing both sides like it’s a contact sport. Loyalty’s a luxury no one can afford anymore. Secrets are stockpiling like Morgan Fyres’ combat boots. And from where I’m sitting? Everyone looks guilty. So grab your oat milk lattes and lock up your group chats. Because this year? No one’s safe. Not your friends. Not your enemies. Not even you. Tick, tock, Windenburg.
XOXO,
The Windsperer.