For over a decade, the program, now tucked inside the Office of Naval Intelligence, has discussed mysterious events in classified briefings.
So they stole the aliens’ Family Truckster.
SOMEHOW I KNEW ALIENS WERE GONNA BE UP SOON IN APOCALYPSE 2020 BINGO! Thought it might be back in April, but this’ll do.
ALRIGHT DAMMIT…CUT THE SHIT! END THE CHARADE!
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