#off world vehicles

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Peak 2020 is...

The US Government: “So, yeah, we have bits of off-world vehicles not made on earth”...translated as:  “Look!  Look! We’re finally admitting there’s Aliens!”

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:  “Not now, Aliens...can’t you see we’re having a crisis?”

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No Longer in Shadows, Pentagon’s U.F.O. Unit Will Make Some Findings Public

For over a decade, the program, now tucked inside the Office of Naval Intelligence, has discussed mysterious events in classified briefings.

So they stole the aliens’ Family Truckster.

SOMEHOW I KNEW ALIENS WERE GONNA BE UP SOON IN APOCALYPSE 2020 BINGO!  Thought it might be back in April, but this’ll do.

ALRIGHT DAMMIT…CUT THE SHIT!  END THE CHARADE!

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