#they're morons

[veganbear]

Found these morons and blacked out, oops

[tbos-main]

separately, nate is misery, and drako is cpr, however, when in each other's presence, it's reversed

this is the exact fucking problem with them two because nate is heartbroken that drako chose to leave instead of fight for them and drako is angry that nate betrayed him, but to keep up appearances nate acts totally unbothered which solidifies drako's belief that none of this ever meant anything to nate and was just a ploy to exploit him which then makes nate hate himself and what he feels he's being forced to do which then makes drako reach out to him more to try and understand which then hurts nate even more because drako is trying but he's trying too late which makes drako even angrier because why is he even bothering which-

[everyonewillsee]

Cabin ‘08

Lovett's excited for his best friend's wedding. He's less than thrilled that it's held at a summer camp, where he's sharing a cabin with the first boy he ever kissed and the roommate he spent most of his twenties crushing on.

tommyjonjon, explicit, 6k

[trollocs-ooc]

*texting*

Eileil: My parents aren't home~

Riikii: Don't worry, they'll come back 😊

[squib-city]

If you could change anything about your past, would you and what would it be?

"Nothing, I've done everything in my life perfectly. I have no regrets, I've done everything on purpose. I wouldn't change literally anything, I've only made excellent choices, and frankly, I'm better than most of you."

"I would have tried harder to show my parents that I'm worthy of being their son and kept in touch with Roland. I'm a bad son; it's not really my fault, but it's still true."

"Axel shut the fuck up - your parents suck, and Roland is an ass, you're great don't make me smack you. You're my best friend stop being so shitty to yourself by the fucking LORD."

"You're right - I'm sick as fuck. Fuck my family."

[montanabohemian]

ohmygod my office's IT department is fucking worthless. i am literally on the phone with the support people for our new case management system and they need to be able to remote in to see what is happening and i don't have the permissions to allow that. so i call our IT department and they're like, "well because of security reasons we can't let them remote in." and i fucking lost it on them. like MOTHERFUCKERS. this system is LITERALLY how we do our job and you're telling me i can't let their support people DO THEIR FUCKING JOB????? WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU.

[yourpersonaljaskier]

Me, just vibing:

Jon and Michael: *Doing their usual avatar shit*

Me, watching, not even surprised:

Vs.

Me: *Singing Hot Girl Bummer by Black bears*

Jon: wh- Martin, since when do you like that sort of music????????

Me, whose entire playlists consist of that sort of music, with my ring tone being Fashion Week:

[painted-cheetah]

Can someone please enlight me

I stay eleven hours a day at school, from seven am to five pm. Then I go home and lay down for a while and as a good kid, go to bed at ten. And then, my parents tell me that I don't study enough because they don't see me studying while I'm at home. What the hell?????? I am wrong? They're crazy? WTF?!