Queen Mad's Random Ramblings

Devoted to whatever makes me shriek and squeal with giddy delight. And anything else I find interesting. It shall be as random as I am.

[montanabohemian]

anyway, if anyone could help me out with my moving expenses, i'd greatly appreciate it.

[coldasyou]

Um, the shredder jammed.

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[depsidase]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[poppunkyogaparty]

I'm not built for a 9 to 5. I'm built to wander in the woods and stare at a lake.

[mgcsheaven]

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

[luxdollhouse]

[brain-1-spotting]

[thedesertdove]

[thedesertdove]