Y'know what I want?
I want a Doctor Who Fanfiction about someone from our universe being thrown there, and knowing what's going to happen because of the TV series.
BUT whenever they are questioned about what their original universe is like, they make up something so ridiculous and act like it is normal, to get back at the Doctor for sometimes acting like every planets name, culture and history is common knowledge.
The Doctor and *Carter* chatting:
Carter: Yeah, and this one time I read in a fanfi-
Doctor: A what?
Carter: A fan...fire.
Doctor: What's a fanfire?
Carter: You don't know what that is? Weird. It's basically when... a soul consuming fire takes over cities and breaks the hearts of millions of people.
Doctor, shocked: What!?
Carter: Yeah, tons of people don't survive it. Not a big deal. So... pizza?
Doctor *sweating*: Mhm that sounds normal~