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[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Nico: what is death but not the sweet release of your suffering?

Leo: oh no he's talking scary again!SOMEONE GET THE EMERGENCY SEROTONIN

Jason: I got it ! *drags Will into the room*

[fire-breathing-b1tch-queen]

Leo: *grabs Will* CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED

[feministism]

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[seed-rom]

Imagine a documentary made by English people about “The Torchwood Conspiracy theory” where they interview Cardiff locals about it like:

Presenter: According to urban legend, there’s a covert organisation working in secret to combat alien threats. Let’s investigate.

Just some guy: Yeah torchwood they’re so rude I went out with one once and he never called me back

Person on the street: Secret agency?! As if! If you were running a secret agency would you write your name on the side of your massive black suv? I think not

Old lady: It’s like every time I let my dog out, there they are, chasing madly after the ugliest alien ever

[fire-breathing-b1tch-queen]

Y'know what I want?

I want a Doctor Who Fanfiction about someone from our universe being thrown there, and knowing what's going to happen because of the TV series.

BUT whenever they are questioned about what their original universe is like, they make up something so ridiculous and act like it is normal, to get back at the Doctor for sometimes acting like every planets name, culture and history is common knowledge.

The Doctor and *Carter* chatting:

Carter: Yeah, and this one time I read in a fanfi-

Doctor: A what?

Carter: A fan...fire.

Doctor: What's a fanfire?

Carter: You don't know what that is? Weird. It's basically when... a soul consuming fire takes over cities and breaks the hearts of millions of people.

Doctor, shocked: What!?

Carter: Yeah, tons of people don't survive it. Not a big deal. So... pizza?

Doctor *sweating*: Mhm that sounds normal~

[fire-breathing-b1tch-queen]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

...

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken

[tennant]

[fire-breathing-b1tch-queen]

it's ok I didn't need my heart anyway

[all-the-lovely-newsies]

Reblog this if you think it’s okay to support multiple different ships for the same character in a fandom.

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: I’m so tired I could eat a horse.

Harley: I identify as a horse and this offends me.

Shuri: I identify as offends and this horses me.

Morgan: I offend horses, identify me.

Tony: I think the main question here is ‘Why would Peter eat a horse if he’s tired???’

[underoooos]

Peter: Oh my god so many presents?! I didn't get you anything, Mr.Stark! Uh, let me swing to Delmar's, just a second-

Tony : Kid it's your birthday- what do you mean "no"- HEY GET BACK HERE!!

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Bucky: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Steve: Wow. They sound stupid.

Bucky: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Steve: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Bucky: I guess you’re right. Hey Steve, I love you.

Steve: See! Just say that!

Bucky: Holy fucking shit.

Steve: If that flies over their head then, sorry Bucky, but they're too dumb for you.

Buck: Steve.