The following message is a cat rant. Feel free to ignore.
Okay, I love my cats. I really really really do. But oh my GOD. They have been giving me a hard time lately and its just.... so hard to still love on them they way they need me to.
These dick bags have chewed through:
3 sets of head phones
the headphones for helmet (i dont even know how they got to it tbh)
1 Xbox controller cord
1 computer charger cord (mac- aint cheap)
1 phone charger cord
2 sets of shoelaces
3 hoodie drawstrings
They try to eat my hair-ties, the q-tips, and plants, they have shredded our shower curtains, and broken multiple window shades.
They wake wake me up at all hours by walking/running on my face, EATING my hair(??), knocking things off the bookshelves, scratching the fridge/walls/litter box (but not using it). THEY STEAL MY JEWELRY?? Its in a box on my bookshlef. Like they have to open the drawer of this box in the dark, they do this even if i’ve turned the box around so the drawers are up against the wall..??
These assholes have a huge fricking cat tower that dominates our living space, but they apparently can hang out on that thing when we want to sleep. Nope. Not loud enough. Better go ape shit in the shower.