The Best Laid Plans (ao3)
Duckyboos (3,221; NC17)
Summary: Castiel is a cat burglar. Dean is his (un)suspecting victim.
Comments: Well that plot was straight out of a porno.

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The Best Laid Plans (ao3)
Duckyboos (3,221; NC17)
Summary: Castiel is a cat burglar. Dean is his (un)suspecting victim.
Comments: Well that plot was straight out of a porno.
I'm going to bed now, sweeties!
Think of Cas in a black leather catsuit. That's what I'll be thinking about.
Superhero!Dean and jewel thief!Cas giving in to all their pent up frustration, their fight ending in roof top sex. Cas disappears quickly afterwards, but Dean's able to return the jewelry he stole.
Four months later, Castiel mild mannered alter-ego shows up at Dean's door, having worked out his secret identity, and informs Dean that he's going to be a father.