who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation. miller adopts the puppy, and then they both look at bellamy with puppy eyes he can’t really say no to.who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them. bellamy’s probably that asshole who takes pictures when they’re both too drunk to function. he doesn’t post them, though: out of courtesy, or because he doesn’t remember how.who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy. bellamy lets go a little with miller, so people who are normally used to a serious and sensible blake will be ... surprised when they see the two of them arm wrestling and being idiots.who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them. miller picks out an old, old horror movie which, by now is so bad, they end up just poking fun at it and doing dumb impressions of the monsters.who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them. more often than not, miller visits bellamy to find him buried in documentaries and books: and drags him right back out. it only takes an offer of food for the blake to be up on his feet.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated. miller: bellamy mistakes it for a normal phonecall the first time around, which brings an amused cry of dude, i can see the inside of your EAR.who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do. neither storm out. fights don’t last long when they do happen, and it’s usually all out on the table within minutes. no grudges, no harm done.who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows. they both try, both fall asleep, and octavia comes around and finds them on the couch the next morning. she just rolls her eyes and tucks them in —— or draws on their faces, depending on how she’s feeling.who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky. miller bites, and bellamy gives a halfhearted threat that he’ll knock his teeth out if he does it again. ... so he does it again, and b headlocks him.who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car. they both get the same idea. at the same time. and they can tell from the look on the other’s faces. it’s ... a mess. someone else gets caught in the crossfire, and isn’t half as amused as they are. the car never gets washed.who has more fun decorating the house during holidays. bellamy tries to scale the outside of the house to put fairy lights along the wall. when he falls from the porch into a mound of snow, miller’s first concerned, then doubled over laughing. miller takes the decorations from then on that year.who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other. bellamy. it becomes an unspoken challenge of getting him to break the silence, so miller does whatever he can to crack a smile out of him. something absurd will have them both laughing, and bellamy’s last attempt to stay mad is you’re a fucking idiot.who plays with the others’ hair more. look back at drunk ‘aesthetic’ photos: miller using b’s hair as an impromptu mustache for selfies has probably happened.who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored. miller climbs: bellamy eggs him on instead of getting annoyed, saying you know what? i’m getting one hell of a back massage.who tries to kiss the other as often as they can.who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up. miller pouts: they both tell each other to shut up a lot though, both jokingly and for real.who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upwho always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one. sometimes bellamy remembers, and hogs it if only to watch miller squirm. other times they both forget and have to sprint to the nearest shelter.who demands showering first in the mornings. miller knows bellamy’s place well enough by now to know the exact timings when the water’s the hottest. good luck slipping in before him, b.who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings. but bellamy knows that if you run the kitchen sink while the shower’s on, the water turns freezing cold. bellamy 1, miller 0.who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games. bellamy makes a dire mistake and goes on the coasters: instant regret. especially when miller pays for the photo souvenir just to permanently document his face. they play the games later: and are both pretty damn good at them.who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond. miller. it ranges from general ‘hey’ and ‘hello’ to weird ass shit which we can only hope the government doesn’t take seriously.who always forgets to charge their phone overnight. miller forgets to bring his charger. he doesn’t say anything until bellamy’s asleep, then swaps b’s phone out for his own. bellamy never notices, because he doesn’t use his phone enough.who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets. miller. bellamy rolls his eyes, because can you stop playing the bongo on my ASS?who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can. a half asleep bellamy is a dangerous one. the nearest person, miller included, is offered sacrifice to bear hugs galore.who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet. they’re both loud, and everyone else is telling them to be quiet.
