#thiefwithaheart

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"I'm pregnant."

"I know. I can smell it."

[piratecaptainhook]

[piratecaptainhook]

❖

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

Hook laughed as he wrapped his arms around the outlaw, drunkenly stumbling and sending them both against the wall. 

"You.." he slurred, blinking to try and focus on her. "You are  very pretty Locksley.." he laughed, leaning down to capture her lips with his own. Pulling away, he fell down into a chair and sat grinning at her; lacing his fingers with her own and tugging on her gently. "No, no, No. Come here."

His hand reached for the abandoned tankard sitting next to his elbow and he glanced inside, face momentarily lighting up upon seeing it was still half full. He drained the remaining beer in one swallow, smacking his lips together and turning back to Robin who was doing her best to resist his tugs on her arm. " Oi you bloody bitch, I said come. here." he pulled her into his lap, wrapping his arms around her and kissing her again. 

If he thought about it- it was probably strange the outlaw was paying so much attention to him- she normally hated him after all..He pulled away slightly at the thought but then her hand was sliding underneath his vest and he forgot all about it; suspicious thoughts fleeing his mind.

****

"Get up, you!"

Hook opened bleary eyes at the shout and kick to his boot; head raising from the wooden surface as he glared at the barkeep shouting at him. 

"It's half past sunrise, it is. You've been here all night. You and your men. Just about ruined my bloody tavern.." 

Hook glared at the man, trying to make sense of the pounding in his head. What the-? The barkeep was still talking..

"That woman you was with left, and told me to give you this note. Said you would be paying the bill so hurry up and fork it over I aint got all day.."

Hook glared at the man, growling as he took the note form him,

Hook-      It was fun as always, love. Thanks for the donation; might make things a bit tough for you and the boys but I'm sure Artie wouldn't mind having some hired help to work off their bills. Learn how to hold your liquor. I best skedaddle before you wake up and notice what's missing and slash me with your hook.                     Love,  Robyn

Hook's eyes widened, hand reaching furiously for his money pouch; only to find it missing. He slammed his hook into the table - or at least, attempted to. His wrist met the table but nothing else happened and his eyes widened in alarm as he saw his left hand end at the wrist. He grabbed Robyns note and read the untidy scrawl on the very bottom..

ps- about the hook..oops. Seem to have taken that too don't I? R.L

Hook growled as he stood up from the table, glowering at the man and stalking out. That bloody tree hugging, bitch.

He would kill her.

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♦

SEND ME A “♦” FOR THE FIRST WORD MY MUSE THINKS OF WHEN YOUR MUSE IS MENTIONED.

Mine

[crumblingdisguise-blog]

#I feel like I need this type of bromance for this Robyn#I'll even play my male counterpart if I have to.#JUST GIVE ME MY BROSKI

...[slowly raises hand]

[coronaxfugiens]

” You’re too good at this. ”

send me things

Regina blinked innocently, although her smirk betrayed her true intent. She moved her hips in small circles on the thief’s lap. “Why Robin, whatever do you mean?”