#thing speaks

[the-moonbug]

if the #penis is meat and #clitoris is bean then maybe we should call ambiguous genitalia rice. because like you know you eat meat beans and rice together. and if you beat meat and flick the bean, then the median between those forces (the average of beat and flick) is probably punch. so intersex people with ambiguous genitalia should say #punchingmyrice who is with me #myrice my rice I’m literally Socrates if he was cool

[boot-licking-girlboydogthing]

Intro

Hi. I'm Mutt. I use he/they/it + any neos

I'm a 19 yo transmasc puppyboy dyke

you may also know me as puppy anon to @reebbit. he's my partner

Also ACAB all the way. the boot licking is in the kink sense (omfg i love boots on lesbians let me kiss and lick and grind and-)

feel free to flirt with me/ send me anons and asks. <3

[eldritchhorrorqueer]

favorite word?

Serendipity

[athingforteeth]

she is genuinely so sexy

[myth-logic]

My mum: *hates clowns*

Me, looking at my musical act and my whole performance vibe: 🤡 well guess what?

[the-moonbug]

stark lack of diversity in my animal crackers today. maybe somewhere there is somebody eating a bag of animal crackers, and they have a disproportionate amount of pink ones… I feel a romantic fondness for them.

[eldritchhorrorqueer]

See the thing about ds9 being a giant polycule full of queers is that it makes it all the more relatable. I'm besties with my metamore like Kira and Keiko; I'm respectfully sharing space with a metamore who I don't know very well and kinda rubs me the wrong way but hey we love the same person so we're awkwardly chilling like Garak and O'Brien; I'm trans and getting railed from all angles at once just like Julian Bashir; I'm in an adversarial friendship with my metamore once removed like Kira and Quark.

It's just such a wholesome representation of the queer trans polyam space future we all deserve.