Werqin' it out in public
Happy Saturday Kids,
Can we begin this weekend by giving a big "WERQ IT OUT, BITCHES" to the NY legislature, being the latest state to treat homos like the tax-paying, hard-working, citizens-who-deserve-the-same-rights-as-their-hetero-counterparts that they is?
WERQ IT OUT, BITCHES!
Momma Borden loves her some gay marriage. Although I gotta say, I'd love it to just be called "marriage." Just sayin.
Anyhoozins, after my morbid post yesterday, and my somewhat indiscreet revelation that I think there's something sexilicious about Christopher Lee and his vampire brides from the 70's, and after lookin' at a picture of a young Whitey Bulger this morning and thinkin' "hmm, he was kinda hot," and since the internet was invented for vomiting things out that should probably be kept secret, I thought it'd be fun to confess to you some of the people I'm embarrassed to admit I'm hot for.
(Whitey Bulger as a young, evil, smoldering looker.)
OK, so here goes:
Tyra Banks. She's a li'l crazy, she'll cutchoo, but I just wanna werq it out with her so bad... (My favorite Tyraism... On her talkshow, some chick was whining about her boyfriend staying out late, and Tyra goes: "Girl, my grandma used to say 'the only thing open after 2 A.M. is some legs.'" WERQ!)
Ryan Phillipe. Momma's mostly embarrassed o' this one, cuz he's a bad actor and he's sorta douchy. Sorta? OK, he's douchy. But anybody who would willingly appear in "MacGruber" can't be all douche all the time, right?
Dolly Madison. As in the former first lady who saved tries to save the White House. This chick is super cute. She's adorable. I just wanna stroke her eyebrow and look into her soul.
David Blane. Yeah, the magician. He is so weird I literally can't stop imagining having creepy, magician-themed sex with him. I would bet you ready money is he awesome in the sack-o-rama. (Bonus round: Always found Houdini hot. There's just something about Eastern Europeans)
Tanya Harding. I'm embarrassed about this one for MANY reasons, not the list of which is that I've always really liked Nancy Kerrigan--and she's definitely on the most of people I'm NOT embarrassed to wanna werq it out with. Also, it's sort of an out-dated reference. But I dunno, Harding was obviously bat-shit, and there was something hot about her crying on the ice, and I dunno... See, these are the reasons we're supposed to keep this shit quiet, right? Why it don't belong in a blog? But anyway, after having been accused of murder, I guess there's not a lot WORSE any of this could make you think of me, so...
There you have it!
(David Blaine)
(Dolly Madison)
What about you, kiddies? Who do you secretly wanna werq it out with?