#things she does

[i-only-came-for-the-cake]

I love it when she gets me hard and uses me like her personal dildo when she’s horny.

[comicdiaries]

The bitterness was apparently not enough for Jetpack because she chewed the bandages off anyway. We bought dog booties to cover them, and she pulled those off too. 🤦‍♀️

[ayowhotfisthis]

these pictures and so many others on this blog are taken by @myrazzledazzledlife aka peyton aka the love of my life and I’m shit and don’t tag her on here BUT BOOM!

[comicdiaries]

comic #2981: donut holes

When people say, “Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry,” this is why.

[comicdiaries]

comic #2760: water

Most of you probably learned this lesson earlier in life, but it took me 27 years.

[romantictextposts-blog]

When she tucks her hair behind her ear and smiles

[romantictextposts-blog]

When she laughs so hard she can’t breathe

[wordofjosh]

Impossible to forget.

Gotta stay blazed all the time to forget you, but you always come rushing to put out the burn.