#thingscustomerssay

[qupritsuvwix]

a lady said this about her son

[someonehireme-blog]

Telephone Woes

Customer: "What are your hours on Saturday?" Me: "We are open 1:30-4:30." Customer: "And what would be a good time to come in the morning if we wanted to come earlier than that?" Me: ... *blink* ...

[brittenimaye]

Starbucks series

Sometimes the things customers say at starbucks are hilarious if taken out of their starbucks environment. For instance: today a customer said to me "sorry my husband threw away my top...."

[sandbar17]

"I restarted the computer and now the desktop is staring me in the face. Now what?"

I'm dying to answer: "Take your hand off the mouse."