Death Note characters as things said in Heathers
Light: Dear Diary, I believe I'm a good person...
Misa: I know, I know life can be beautiful
L: Welcome to my Candy Store!
Ryuk: why do I act like such a creep?
Soichiro: I love my dead, gay son
Matsuda: why are you chasing me??
Aizawa: shut UP, Heather (Matsuda)!!™!! !$!
Ukita: I'm gonna count to tHREE, One, Two, *pulls out gun* fUCK IT-
Mello: I Like, killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose
Kyosuke: you make my balls so blue











