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[so-you-travel]

Travel Tip #15: Go to the cemetery. 

Yeah it is a creepy thought. Why spend your vacation in a place filled with dead people? Dead people you don’t even know. Well think of it this way every country has a custom when it comes to their dead. The custom changes depending on religion, climate, and tradition. 

In china you can see the Hanging Coffins of the Bo People. In France especially in the cities they have the catacombs where the bones are piled in artful designs to show respect. In Egypt you go to a pyramid and see the crypts. In Japan you can see old Buddhist cemeteries in the middle of the woods with paths lit by fire lanterns. 

You can see all these interesting and cool places if you go to a cemetery. More often then not you will see something you never thought would be in a cemetery. Plus it is free and nothing is better then a free way to see the world. 

[bisexual-not-confusedd]

an embarrasing and traumatic story

so at the beginning of the year a friend decided to celebrate a party at her house because her parents were on a trip. she invited many people we bought really expensive alcohol and we were living our best life. so when we were all drunk i randomnly started making out with this boy i was friends with, one thing led to another and we went to a room. so while we were there, we heard someone screaming that my friend’s grandma had just entered the house and that we had to go. we started getting dressed quickly but in that moment my friends grandma opened the door while we were half naked and i swear i had never seen a face looking so disappointed in my life. she told us to go and i was all the time muttering sorry sorry sorry. then she left us so we could finish getting dressed and we left the house as fast as we could.

nowadays everythings ok with my friends grandma and me she is a sunshine but that day was truly horrible

[so-you-travel]

Travel tip #8: Read signs!

Really signs will help you live. They help you find places, know what things are, tell you if something is dangerous or not, and sometimes just have cool facts on them. If you ignore a sign and then do something stupid then that is all on you. 

However keep in mind that even if you read a sign and follow its directions it might not be the directions meant for you. Because I followed this sign and found out that not only was this not the sign for me, but that my sign should have said [ Do not go into that sad excuse for a body of water. ]. 

Sure the dead sea is cool and you can rub highly mineralized mud all over yourself like a hippo rolling around to keep itself cool, but you should also pay attention. If for instance you  walk into the water and it burns, I mean like BURNS! You should just walk back out. Not stand there for a minute trying to figure out why it feels like your legs are on fire while everyone else is having a grand old time.

That ‘just cut it off’ feeling you get means your allergic. If you walk back out and your legs look like someone painted them with blood and have swelled then you should sit down and immediately start cleaning off your legs with fresh water. When some idiot life guard comes over [ when you have just got the color to fade from vampire blood sack to extreme sunburn ] asking if you went in after shaving your legs and starts laughing, you are very much with in your right to cuss out his sorry excuse of a hide.

... Anyway signs are good to read until they are not. Then you should seek medical attention. 

[wagnernoise]

New record!!! Broke 2 @ernieball Paradigm strings in 1 day doing the same solo. I think they don’t appreciate my bends. (To be fair, these are 4 months old strings 😁) #ernieballstrings #ernieballparadigm #guitar #guitarplayer #thingsthathappen (at Granada, Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz8prg7C1xw/?igshid=y3pzkeanuggu

[themorningdoughnut]

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[monicamjones]

The face of someone who’s house just flooded and her soul has been crushed by the weight of thunders! (I feel like Lorelei instead of snow betraying me it’s Rain “I loved you Rain how dare you?!” *throws fits in the air with rage*) We need you but you took it too far Rain too 🤬 far! / Está es la cara de alguien cuya casa ha sido inundada y su alma ha sido destrozada por el peso de los truenos! #rain #lluvia #thingsthathappen #mirrorselfie #instagood #flooded #damnit #thunders #selfie https://www.instagram.com/p/BnPWVAZApI9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fznbp7wmwrbn

[zazanis]

@fernandomunozbenitez you did your job, I did my little magic and... 0-3! Let's finish the job in Wednesday! 💪🏼🔴⚪️👊🏼 #osfp #olympiacos #olympiacossfp #volley #volleyball #volleyleague #stangerthings #thingsthathappen #magic

[xxpuddingpuppyxx]

Ma Mum and I

Recently my boyfriend was @t my home, and we were lying in bed and we just cuddled... And then we just started a perverted conversation :^) and i dunno how we came to that topic but we were talking bout’ period, and i said that i knew when my Mum was on period, cause’ First of all, u see it when u maybe or maybe not throw your hair in the fucking garbage (at least i do that, cause’ my Mum would kill me if i didn’t) cause they are so freaking long u cant just drown them in the canalization. And second of all... We talk bout’ it, she just walks over to me and says: “Ey, i got my Period, leave me alone, kid.” And goes. AND HE SAID, its fucking weird. I slapped him (lightly) and looked at him like... The fuck? This is totally normal...  ins’t it? ;-;