I'm two timing it ooohhhhh I'm two. timing it
TwoTime x Reader headcanons 😈
[[that one Tyler the Creator "random disclaimer" clip because I've been in relationships like this irl and holy fuck are they exhausting]]
I'd do it for Two Time though what huh
canonically very ill in the brain to the point it's viscerally unsettling to the other survivors.. keep that in mind...
highkey looks like they're on some kind of stimulant. shaky shaky shaky
inverse thousand yard stare. like it's the same thing but instead of looking off into the distance they're just hardcore staring.
also regular thousand yard stare. tbh. ngl. https. sdiybt.
obsessive obsessive obsessive obsessive
does not help that they're losing the ability to deny how fucked up and fictitious the cult is..
lowkey replaces it with you
they will literally die if that hole is left empty so... it's you. good luck.
not healthy. at all. but it IS very genuine.
love love love love love love love love love love love love love loves you regardless of this unfortunate circumstance. like their loves for you is not there to fill some void it's VERY real. in fact the whole reason it's You they choose to devote to instead.
probably the most insane thing you'll ever go through. if you thought they were unstable within that cult.... I am so sorry.
not even a velcro dog, bro is a velcro puppy 💔 it's actually so bad they're fully convinced they need you to survive
will absolutely have at least one severe indescribable mental health episode. obviously episodes are not particularly uncommon when you are mentally ill but this is different. this is a whole new form of existential, horrific psychiatric breakdown.
not sure what you expected from a fella realizing their entire life and belief system is a fabricated lie 😞
100% has bouts of paranoia (at best)
literally constantly needing reassurance about everything, predominantly the fact that you love them.
God forbid you're also mentally ill. the codependency will go even crazier. hashtag trauma bonding.
that said they are literally one of the sweetest and most loving partners you could possibly ask for. may not always have the words to comfort you, but you can feel what they're trying to say. they're always here for you.
like actually you can't even use the bathroom. the most privacy you'll get is them pressed against the door like the most pathetic anxious dog ever. you can't tell if it's endearing or problematic. (the answer is both)
the ONLY times (haha) they depart from you are very brief and honestly selfish but that's ok. it's only when they need to use the restroom and can't convince you to hang around, when they need to #jorkit without making you uncomfortable (how polite), or when they're being creepy secretive (stealing things you won't miss like hair for their totally normally not at all concerning or illegal collection.)
watches you sleep.
100%.
even if they're tired, they're fighting to stay awake longer than you. partially for some odd sense of security, knowing you're safe and not leaving them. but also so they can stare at you.. totally has absolutely zero images of you stored anywhere..
insanely touchy. gets so upset when you need space. might learn to understand, ESPECIALLY if it's from overstimulation.. but not even they can make themselves stop staring at you with intensity and standing as close as they possibly can without getting absolutely slimed the fuck out
will 100% do ANYTHING for you with a smile.
I'm not a big fan of calling anyone a yandere because of the insanely corny connotations... BUT if you called them that you would be very factually correct.
prefers to isolate you (not a problem for me I already am ‼️) as opposed to murder, it's just so much safer. can NOT handle the mere thought of someone taking you away from them, and it does not matter how much you reassure them they do not have the self esteem to not feel threatened.
it's not that they think you'd do that to them, moreso that you'd realize how much better off you'd be with someone else. it does not matter if you're fully and completely devoted to them like they are you, they are SO scared that you might be happier with someone else that they just won't take the chance (haha chance).
probably has your name carved somewhere on their skin did y'all hear something
gets straight silly with it when they're not fighting unfathomable demons. :3 coded even. gooberpilled if you will.
speaking of getting silly with it..
NSFW section oooooooooo (not genitals described for anyone)
giggles blushes and twirls my hair.. I know everyone says they're fave character whimpers but like. they literally do.
whines and grunts too..
varies between pure noise with zero dialogue and yabbering disaster
very commonly manic and incoherent I cannot lie to you guys. you will not be able to understand them a good amount of the time.
mostly about how much they love you and all the reasons why. a lot of sweet nothings
freak freak freak freak freak freak freak
oh also. switch and vers... just btw....
does NOT care if it's biologically impossible, they WILL be getting you pregnant.
leashes (both ways)....
you joked about them being your dog to someone once and they almost busted right then and there
{that one cynthia gif} the concept of being yours and you being theirs....
oh absolutely has a thing for body worship. like not even consciously they just do that. you are essentially God in their eyes, why wouldn't they?
does NOT know how to respond when those roles are reversed and probably looks like they're seeing alien spaceships (i saw....... alien spaceships.... above my house......)
unfortunately they have already melted and are currently dissolved into your skin. sorry
they can be your'e angle (gentle and easy)... or yuor devil (take a wild guess).....
^ depends on how they're feeling. they love taking their time and savoring you, just purely romantical and utterly enamored. but you just feel so good, they can't help losing control! :( it's not their fault.. you understand, right?
you will never not be covered in all sorts of marks. bites, bruises, hickeys, crescents from their nails digging into your skin, sometimes even minor cuts and gashes....
doesn't mind roleplay, but you HAVE to be yourselves. can get really into it depending on the scenario, too..
remember how they like to watch you sleep.... may I propose somnophilia....
I am legally obligated to make it consensual as to not romanticize assault... I uh. do nooottt have any sort of trauma kink that would make me want to imagine otherwise.. but you can use your imagination...
usually just plays with you, but does sometimes like to wake you up to a um. nice little surprise. won't do it very often if it doesn't wake you up, but that doesn't mean it never happens
repeating the pregnancy thing again.. really really really wants kids with you... does converse with you on it first, of course. that doesn't mean they're happy to be told no, but they respect that. your reason are incredibly like beyond valid anyways like that would be such a horrific idea oh my Lord 💔
honestly just takes that to mean they have to prove to you that they can be a good parent 💔💔
they would not mind being the child bearer but really likes to imagine it as you..
I don't think being pregnant would be good for them. like at all. that shit comes with so much mental health decline it's actually crazy
... maybe I shouldn't get pregnant either
they get off like crazy to carving into your skin, but it would take a good amount of reassurance that it's okay and they're not actually hurting you in that way.
secretly has a thing for s/h but also really doesn't want you to start doing that to yourself so it's. a little! complicated tbh
please tie them up and/or let them tie you 🥺🥺🥺 please
small thing for choking.... retweetable
period...... sex.......? 👁👁
if the literal creator came out and said Two didn't have a thing for blood I just wouldn't believe them idcidc
oh also their libido kinda depends. they're highkey a freak on main, they love the shit out of you and orgasms are like scientifically really beneficial in terms of making you feel better. but sometimes there's literally just too much on their mind to actually get into it
if um... anyone wants.... noncon.... lmk........